Hand Sanitiser Gel
You run the risk of getting infected when you touch your own face, so wash your hands thoroughly with this quick-drying, no-rinse hand sanitiser. Guaranteed to kill 99.99% of bacteria and viruses (even the good ones that are beneficial for your body) and to remove the smell of wank from your hands.
This small minimalist white capped bottle, Designed by Apple in California, contains at least 60% alcohol and is very handy when you need a tipple. It is also ideal for situations when there is no water available, such as the Western Sahara or Grogans bar, and you want to clean your hands.
PRODUCT INFORMATION
- Size: 30 ml.
- SAGE, OMT and BS certified.
- The cleansing hand gel will give your hands a clean and fresh feel, however overuse will dehydrate the skin and turn it into sandpaper
- Ideal for those who regularly touch their genitals.
- Both the WHO and Boris Johnson recommend that you take about as long as singing ‘Happy Birthday’ twice when washing your hands.
REVIEWS
“May cause dermatitis, eye irritation, upper respiratory system irritation and headaches.”
– Department of Agriculture, Ireland“Imagine your hands consuming more alcohol than your mouth.”
– Johnny Depp“Imagine a touchable world.”
– Purell