Get all-round protection, go all misty-eyed and look like a complete twat with this trendy lightweight transparent face shield. Once the preserve of Judge Dredd and welders, this essential PPE is ideal for people without ears and those with Coronanxiety.
Offers full protection from airborne saliva, spit, spunk, semen or other scary shit from strangers. Can be reused indefinitely and is easily cleaned with soap and water, or expensive COVID-19 disinfectants. One size fits all.
- Material: TPU.
- Adjustable elastic band. Ideal for head circumference: 57–58 cm.
- Endorsed by Courteney Cox and Friends.
- Soft and comfortable, will not hurt your head or mess with your hair, even after wearing in bed.
- Also available for newborns.
“People wearing medical masks often have to remove them to communicate with others around them; this is not necessary with face shields. The use of a face shield is also a reminder to maintain social distancing, but allows visibility of facial expressions and lip movements for speech perception.”
– JAMA Network
“Do you really want to look like a dog wearing a plastic pet cone?”
– Anonymous, Dublin
9.1 … Individuals should always be given the opportunity to comply voluntarily with public health advice …
9.2 It is only at the stage where individuals do not comply with such advice that we would look to impose measures under Schedule 21, Parts 1 and 2.
– UK Gov