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Get vaccinated and protect yourself, your family and friends, from COVID-19! This safe and efficacious vaccine was fast-tracked without thorough assessment of safety and efficacy. Don’t doublethink about it.


Immunization saves lives and the economy. Return to the old normal, and rip up the hazard tape of social distancing! Hug strangers, crowd surf, spit playing football, and even attend mass. Jab and Play.


    • Animals were harmed during the making of this vaccine.
    • Likely to be mandatory. Vaccine mandates could include a variety of incentives (extra points in social credit system, free tickets for Coldplay concerts) and penalties (no foreign travel, no pre-school admission, no family assistance payments, free tickets for Ed Sheeran concerts).
    • Developed “on a historically fast timeline”. 
    • Profusely endorsed by WHO (2nd largest donor Bill Gates), Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance (largest donor Gates Foundation) and Moderna, biotech company (funded by Gates Foundation).

    “Realistically, if we’re going to return to normal, we need to develop a safe, effective vaccine. We need to make billions of doses, we need to get them out to every part of the world, and we need all of this to happen as quickly as possible.”
    Bill Gates (April 30, 2020)


    “We are starting to manufacture this vaccine right now – and we have to have it ready to be used by the time we have the results,”
    Pascal Soriot, AstraZeneca (June 7, 2020)


    “If you do not want to be vaccinated against COVID-19 you ought to bear the consequences of that decision.”
    – Raff Ciccone, Federal Labor Senator for Victoria, Australia


    “Vaccine development is a long, complex process, often lasting 10-15 years and involving a combination of public and private involvement.”
    The College of Physicians of Philadelphia


    “I am pro-vaccine. I had all my kids vaccinated. I think vaccines save lives. But we are also seeing an explosion in neurodevelopmental disorders and we ought to be able to do a cost-benefit analysis and see what’s causing them. We ought to have robust, transparent science and an independent regulatory agency. Nobody is trying to get rid of vaccines here. I just want safe vaccines.”
    Robert Kennedy Jr.


    “Vaccine development is a long, complex process, often lasting 10-15 years and involving a combination of public and private involvement.”
    The College of Physicians of Philadelphia


    “No masks no vax.”
    Ian Brown


    “Until we get a vaccine normal life as we knew it will not resume.”
    – Micheál Martin, Taoiseach (Prime Minister), Ireland


    “72 Deaths in South Korea Not Tied to Recent Flu Vaccinations.”
    Natalie Colarossi, Newsweek


    “Future market for Covid vaccines ‘could be worth more than $10bn a year’.”
    – Julia Kollewe, The Guardian


    “Essential for travel.”
    Prof Luke O’Neill, Trinity College Dublin, RTÉ and Sitryx


    “Certain rules may apply longer for people without vaccination.”
    – Hugo de Jonge, Minister of Health, Welfare & Sport, The Netherlands


    “Covid-19 Vaccine Protocols Reveal That Trials Are Designed To Succeed.”
    – William A. Haseltine, Forbes


    “Pfizer and Moderna use mRNA in their COVID-19 vaccines. This never-before-used technology could transform how science fights diseases.”
    – Karen Weintraub, USA Today


    “Covid vaccine shots won’t be ‘a walk in the park’.”
    – Berkeley Lovelace Jr., CNBC


    “It was the sickest I’ve ever been.”
    Participant of the Moderna vaccine trials


    “Covid-19 vaccine trial participant had serious neurological symptoms.”
    – Pascal Soriot, Chief Executive, AstraZeneca


    “Why have the manufactures been given immunity from prosecution against any problems?”
    Lynn Brittney


    “Imagine being called ‘Anti-vax’ for not wanting a rushed, vaccine bypassing safety standards for a virus with a 99.9% survival rate. Imagine living in a world where people vilify you for having common sense. That’s where we are at.”
    – Sean Collins, Comedian


    “We will ask people to have a vaccination before they can get on the aircraft... for international visitors coming out and people leaving the country we think that's a necessity.”
    Alan Joyce, Chief Executive Officer, Qantas


    “We are trying to prepare for potential possibilities in the future.”


    “The jabs would not be compulsory, but people who refuse to get one could be barred from restaurants, pubs and cinemas.”
    Nadhim Zahawi, Minister for Vaccines


    “If you’re not vaccinated you’re not coming in (to the office).”
    Tom Tugendhat MP, Chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee, UK


    “Getting vaccinated is not just good for you, it’s also good for others, it’s a way of making sure that granny and grandad, mum and dad are safe.”
    –  Michael Gove, Minister for the Cabinet Office, UK


    “Jab & Go”


    “Within days after receiving the Pfizer/BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine 2.79% were unable to perform normal daily activities.”
    CDC (The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention)


    “In the future, we will eliminate the soul with medicine.”
    – Rudolf Steiner (1861-1925)


    “You’ll have a ‘choice’ whether you take the vaccine or not, so there’s that final hurdle.”
    Bill Gates (June 26, 2020)


    “There have been deaths due to the COVID-19 vaccine in some countries as well; therefore, everyone will be vaccinated at their own risk.”
    – Yasmin Rashid, Health Minister, Pakistan


    “5 questions to ask your friends who plan to get the Covid vaccine.”
    – Kit Knightly, Off Guardian


    “I should never have gone near the needle.”
    – Eric Clapton


    “Soldiers who refuse Covid jab will be ‘educated’.”
    – British Army


    “Get a Jab and have a chance to win  $1 Million.”
    – Gov. Mike DeWine, Ohio


    “You have to be in charge of your own body”.
    – Matthijs de Ligt, Juventus


    “We’re never going to learn about how safe this vaccine is unless we start giving it.”
    – Eric Rubin, Editor, New England Journal of Medicine


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